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Name: Max
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Birthday: 9/21/1947
Gender: Male
Interests: Rock, girls, the beatles, lovely people, guitar and bass, movies, jazz, pizza, hobbits, soccer, my newly discovered harmonica, boobies, writing, world history, abstract art and older art, star wars, lost civilazations, holy relics, archeaology, etc., adventures, and orange juice
Expertise: Star Wars, The Beatles, Middle Earth, science Fiction, Music history, female bodies, John Lennon, yo mama
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Art
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AIM:  bots200
Member Since:
3/25/2004
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| Due to lack of excitment in writing a xanga entry about my day and its events, I have been confronted with two possible solutions to the dilema.
1)Don't write an entry
2)Write an entry about something that doesnt have to do with my day.
Because of popular demand, I will choose the latter. And thus, thy gods pine for thy humble abode.
THE BIG QUESTION: WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN, OR THE EGG?
After much scientific research and experimentation, I have put together even data to answer this question. The answer is quite simple. The chicken and the egg were both created simoultaniously. How is this possible? Back in the days when chickens and eggs must of first come about, their must have been some sort of driving force in this thing, whether it's evolution, or buddha, or allah, or god or whoever. The point is this person created chicken. Now, we all know, that you can't have a chicken without having an egg. So, It must off been that right when the chicken was "Created," it also must have produced an egg, which could of only produced before the chicken, so we can safely conclude that the egg existed in one point in one time, wereas our chicken was at another point. Scientificlly speaking, this is totally impossible, so there is only one solution.
The chicken and the egg exsisted at the same time, because one could not exist without the other, so therefore, they had to exist in different dimensions. This means that there were two possible dimensions, one with an chicken who had come from an egg previously, and one with a egg who had come from a chicken previously, and somehow they met in a past point in time, thus having the egg and the chicken instantly thrusted into one point in time at exactly the same time. So to summarize it, a chicken from the future, and an egg from the future, inter dimensionally traveled to meet at one point in time, before chicken cutlets. Unfortunatly this theory has not been proven. But someday it will be. So uh...thats it.leave me a comment or whatever its called while your here.
I mean, If you read this, why not drop a comment or eprop, or whatever. I mean, somepeople just read it, and dont comment, so its like, they spent like, 30 years reading it, but they couldn't take ten seconds to type in like "lol that was tight or something." If you read it, leave me a comment to compell me to possibly read your xanga entry, and simply because, you can comment. | | |
| so uh...yeahhh.....
1.) the tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover 2.) need to mention the sex of the target 3.) tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their Comments saying they've been tagged 4.) if tagged the 2nd time, theres no need to post again.
Its a girl, by the way
1) Fun to hang with
2)Uh...good in bed..yeahh...
3) Funny. Like ya know, to make me laugh
4) cuddylish..dont bother me about that..
5)Uh..semi pretty too babe pretty...like not ugly..
6) Has to be Open about uh...stuff
7) CANT BE A MEANIE
8)Just ya know, all around nice person. And is willing to do the laundry and stuff for me sometimes ( not all of da time )
I tag the uh the first 8 people to read thiss | | |
| Urgh. Heres my touching entries to you people that were asking. I hope someone reads this.
Giorgia ( Tiger Lily )
Uh. well uh.... your mad cool. Like really cool. But not as cool as me. Your almost there. But not quite. Your fun to hang with. Like, you make a boring time, unboring. So like, when theirs a giorgia, theirs funn. All the time. And your mad nice. Like ice. So yeah. After 104, we better still chizzle together and hang, cause if we dont, I'll be sad. You just make everything funner. ( I don't really know If thats an actual word ). Like I don't kno how to explain but, your just the best. Your like THE SHIT. I really hope I know you for a lonngg longgg loonnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time
Jullissa ( The Big Jew )
Well. I guess ur wondering why I called you the big jew. Well, I thought jew woudl be funny to call you. So uh. Yeah. Your voice is kinda weird, and you get on my nerves alot, but thats alrgight. You contribute to our small community in ways i cannot think off. Your mad nice at catching balls.( mostly marcins balls) [ the ones he throws in recess and gym ]. Umm..your pretty darn funny. Hmmmm. Your nice to the other people but we never chilled. When you sat at my table in science you made fun of me. Overall yoru pretty cool. But uh..yeah.."I'll always hold a place for you in my heart".
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| Heyyyyyy
I've finaly updated my sexy xanga, due to pressure by my peers ( peer pressure ). So like, I guess I'll tell you everything thats changed in like that past time.
Well for starters I've learned how to play all these cool beatles song on guitar. I put alll these cool posters on my wall, and I actually read the bible during the summer. It was pretty good, my favorite part was when the angels battled that dragon dude. It was kinda like lord of the rings. I wish I was in lord of the rings. I could of been a hobbit and acoompanied frodo on his journies and cool stuff.
I bought a skateboard but I can't ride it for shit, so I don't ride it. But im being pressured by my peers ( peer pressure again people ) to buy cool skateboarding shoes. psht. Argh. I'm like failing math cuz it's mad hard and sucks as with like triple equation dimensional inequalities. I don't think anybody is actually gonna read this far, their just gonna read the begining and be like "this guy blows" and leave. But if you did read this part you must be one sexy moma, so we shud get together sometime casue it shows you really care.
I wrote alot. So I'm stopping. Argh, but you all have to download golden slumbers by the beatles.
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| Today was the awards ceremony, and iv got lots 2 say about that. first and foremost, no, i was not crying during the awards. it's this retarded rumour and everyone says i looked like i was crying ( i dunno why  ) but i wasnt. Soo joanna gave me a jones soda which i know keep on my dresser, and it was fufu berry flavor  . And to clear more stuff up, i dont like joanna or laura. They're just friends. thats about al thats happened to me thats exciting this week. | | |
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